GD’s verdicts – Best of 2010

GD’s verdicts – Best of 2010

31/12/10  ||  Global Domination

On this day, the very last one of the year, we bring you
another one of our respected Best Of lists. Here are all the answers
you’ll ever need when it comes to the most superior albums launched upon
mankind in 2010. Let’s get down to business, bitches.

Yngwie J. Malmsteen: Relentless 1. Yngwie J. Malmsteen: Relentless

Lord K. Philipson (In Fucken Charge):

2010 was a very weak year when it comes to great bands releasing
even greater albums. We got nothing new from Vanessa Carlton, nothing
from Vomitory and nothing from Naglfar or The Prodigy. Vomitory just
finished up their coming blasterpiece, but since it’s not going to be
released until April 2011 it’ll have to wait until next year’s list
before getting its well-deserved spot here. Anyways, good thing Sweden
is productive when it comes to music, coz it took a long time before I
could settle on a winner for 2010. Thank fuck we have one
rockstar besides me in this godforsaken country. Yeah, you know who I am
talking about. His first name starts with a “Y”. Why? Becoz he’s Yngve,
that’s why.

By the end of 2010 Yngwie Fucken Malmsteen saves the day
and shits out the best album of this year, just moments before the
final bell rang and welcomed 2011. Not only does he have the looks of a thousand Greek gods, he’s got the skills to match. It took me but a nanosecond
to hear that this would be the winner. This is the album that should
have been named “Unleash the fury” coz “Relentless” shows a version of
Yngwie who is furious and completely on fire. I am giving the
fucken guy a standing ovation and hereby (again) express my eternal
bromance and affection to him and his guitar wizardry.

Thank you.

2: The Vision Bleak: Set sail to mystery

These Germans sure got their own style with some of the coolest
vocals in quite a while. The music goes from being doomy with the best
of them to being incredibly catchy and infectiously groovy. Every now
and then I get huge Solitude Aeturnus vibes, just to be completely
floored with unexpected twists and turns in the midst of it all. Another
huge aspect to the greatness is the killer orchestral arrangements that
really add to the mix instead of being the focus of
it (aka later Dimmu Borgir). The warm and somewhat muddy production is
also perfect. Great, great band, this one. Go check’em out, fuckos.

3: Facebreaker: Infected

I think Facebreaker’s destiny is to be one of the most over-looked
bands in the history of death metal. The same goes for another band on
this list (hello, Aeon!). These fella(tio)s mix up the finest
ingredients of what makes death metal the best genre around and walk
away in the top 3 of 2010. “Infected” is another proof that Sweden rules
the universe when it comes to death metal. This piece of sheer
brutality’n‘groove (the Bolt Thrower influences have never been this
clear) holds a killer production, great tunes and the absolutely
insanely awesome vocals of Roberth Karlsson. “Infected” is not as
awesome as “Dead, rotten and hungry” with the first few listens, but
still it crushes balls (the heavy-as-shit production adds to the
domination) and hopefully it will grow on me immensely with time. Either
way, Facebreaker takes the bronze medal for 2010.

4: Hail Of Bullets: On divine winds

With some of the finest death metal legends ever (Ed Warby and
Martin van Drunen, drums and vocals respectively) in the line-up, Hail
Of Bullets can’t fail. “On divine winds” is a death metal journey
thru and thru with heaps of more memorable material than their debut,
which also was a great addition to the genre, make no mistake about
that. The production (courtesy of Dan Swanö) is heavy as elephant shit
on a mountain of concrete. “On divine winds” is also sporting one of the
most beautiful covers in a long time. Hail Of Bullets are on the road
to greater success. With some luck they might get the chance to support
Torture Division at some gigs one of these days. War, my little HOBbits!

5: Aeon: Path of fire

Aeon’s got everything going for them. Except a decent fucken break.
Drummer problems and shit luck with getting good tours keep them firmly
and unjustly rooted in the outskirts of Stardomville. It’s fucken sad.
Let’s hope for a better 2011. They deserve it. One of the most talented death metal bands around.

Major disappointment of 2010:

As I pointed out in the beginning of this coverage, 2010 wasn’t the
best year for “big” releases, simply put. This also means nothing really
came about that disappointed me since I didn’t have any real
expectations. I guess Iron Maiden could have made this list, but then
again – it’s not like I thought they would release anything even
remotely decent, so…

Close but no facial:

Apocalyptica: 7th symphony

Immolation: Majesty and decay

Soreption: Deterioration of minds

Witchery: Witchkrieg

Immolation: Majesty and decay 1. Immolation: Majesty and decay

Habakuk (writer):

First of all, let me say that I did buy quite a bit of newly
released stuff in 2010, compared to the years before at least. Still,
not everything I wanted eventually made it into my shopping cart. The
new Misery Index comes to mind here. Among the albums that did
make it in time, however, there was quite a bit of quality. Which is why
almost everything in here has actually been reviewed by me already –
because I enjoyed it. And here we go:

Never having been your easily digestible run-of-the-mill death metal
band, Immolation further improved their perfect mixture of infectious
groove and twisted disharmonic melody. This year’s “Majesty and decay”
showcased a band at the height of their game. Which was completely
unsurprising, since these guys have been among the most consistent
forces in death metal in recent times. The only change that came with
2010 was that they finally found a production punchy enough to back up
their undisputed songwriting skills. A fantastic album. Do you want to
know more?

2: Black Breath: heavy breathing

For a band that literally came outta nowhere with their debut, this
is some serious quality. More than that, it actually smokes most
seasoned other bands’ output this year. Dirty, gritty, crusty
thrashdeath with absolutely frantic vocals. Made me pick up my bass
guitar for the first time in years. So simple, yet so awesome.

Complete only with the respective review.

3: The Sword: Warp riders

Hopelessly backwardish Sci-Fi heavy/stoner metal with instant hits as well as more elaborate, semi-epic material. Just recently reviewed
by yours truly, so check that out. I don’t like repeating myself, I
don’t like that too much. Repeating myself, I mean. Don’t like it.

4: Japanische Kampfhörspiele: Bilder fressen strom

Shit, I can’t listen to this anymore before I write about it,
because I accidentally didn’t put it on my laptop before I went to
Malaysia. Revisiting my review
though, I’m pretty sure this ranks among the best stuff of the year. No
really. And it’s certainly the best stuff JaKa have released in quite
some time. Heavy, intelligent, sarcastic and awesome.

5: Kerasphorus: Cloven hooves at the holocaust dawn

Wow, I actually reviewed all of these albums myself except for this one. Thanks to es-staffer Wooderson for the eye-opener.
The Kerasphorus project already disbanded again, but “Cloven hooves…”
is a true feast for everyone into Pete Helmkamp’s work in Angel Corpse.
The tempo change in “Swarm Intelligentsia” takes the cake for most
awesomestest song part of the year. Blackened death metal done by the
masters, as enjoyed by all.

Major disappointment of 2010

Malevolent Creation: Invidious dominion

This is not complete shit, obviously – it might actually rank among
the better releases of the year, when put into proper perspective.
Still, I’m too big of a fanboy of almost everything else in their back
catalogue to let Malevolent Creation pass with merely-above-average
material. There were no expectations for Iron Maiden, so there can’t be
any disappointment either, in case you’re wondering why “The final
frontier” didn’t make it here.

Close to glory:

Lautstürmer: Depopulator

Sick of it all: Based on a true story

Misery Index/Heirs to thievery 1. Misery Index: Heirs to thievery

InquisitorGeneralis (writer):

Another year brings yet another deluge of metal, which album reigned
supreme in 2010? This was an interesting year here for Mean IGene.
Three of my absolute top bands released solid, if not excellent,
records. Those three’s presence on this list will surprise no one around
here who knows me and my likes. Still, I stand by my views on the
quality of the records done by those established favorites. However,
after that things went real south, real quick this year for me and it
was tough to decide the rest. You will not find much grind or black
metal on this list, my dislikes there are no secret.

I hate to admit it, but my hometown homies from Misery Index take
down the competition yet again with “Heirs to Thievery”, a grind-infused
death metal masterpiece that sees the band finally reaching their
potential. It is a shame that founding member Sparky Voyles is no long
on board because Misery Index has finally reached their full potential.
Tracks like “The carrion call” and “Illuminaught” are perfect
combinations of death metal heaviness and grind speed. If you do not
like the riff that opens “The carrion call” you are a fucking
cuntmuffin. “The 7th cavalry” proves that Misery Index can slow it down
and do mid-paced death metal as good as anyone. The only bad thing about
“Heirs…” is that I do not think they could do any fucking better on
whatever is to come in the future. The riffs are razor sharp and brutal,
Adam Jarvis’ drumming is fucking incredible, and the anti-imperialism, history-is-rotten lyrics get cooler and cooler with each record. This is grind and death metal combined and perfected. Listen to “Spectator” and tell me I’m wrong.

Want to hear me suck this album’s dick a bit more? Check out my full coverage here.

2: Dew-Scented: Invocation

This is exactly the kind of record the Dew-Drops needed to make
after the mild letdown “Incinerate”. The production is near perfect, the
songs are aggressive, and the band is as tight as your prom date’s
vagina. While repetition is a minor issue here, the power and relentless
assault of Dew-Scented’s death/thrash is undeniable. This is how death
and thrash should be mixed and Dew-Scented has been bringing
the (new found) pain better than anyone else since the mid 90’s. Lief
and the boys need to clear up their immigration issues and get here to
U.S.A pronto because I need to hear “Artificial life”, “The invocation”,
and “Global hysteria” live right motherfuckin’ now.

Want to hear me suck this album’s dick a bit more? Check out my full coverage here.

3: Black Breath: Heavy Breathing

I have the Maryland Deathfest and Pestilence to thank for
introducing me to the crusty thash’n‘roll awesomeness that is Black
Breath. See, I saw Black Breasts due to not liking Pestilence and moving
to the inside stage. “Heavy Breathing” is a raw, gritty, crustastic
goodness that is a breath of rotten, un-bathed air in the over-teched,
over-produced world of modern thrash metal. If Black Breath can follow
this baby up with any quality record there is certain success in their
future. And by success (for a crust/punk/trash band) I mean not having
to use a mangy dog to help you snag some extra change from tourists and
commuters. Listen to “Unholy virgin” and “I am beyond” and see how
gritty metal is done right.

Want to hear someone else me suck this album’s dick a bit more? Check out Habakuk’s coverage here.

4: The Absence: Enemy Unbound

This was the late-inning game changer for me. I like The Absence but
I certainly was not expecting a record this fucking good. The Absence
delivers no frills, melodic death metal but managed to keep things
interesting by not getting to technical, progressive, or emotional. The
Absence keep it simple and focus on teh riff and big-time solo rock
outs. These guys are doing Arch Enemy much better than Arch Enemy is
these days. Check out “Wartorn” for an example of how to perfectly mix
death metal heaviness with melodic guitars. Also, there are zero clean vocals and no keyboards. I’m sold.

5. Arsis: Starve for the Devil

Virginia’s finest thrash/black/death export certainly did not
disappoint with “Starve for the Devil”. Even though it is a bit tame
compared to earlier releases, the band aces a more melodic style with
greats tracks like “Beyond forlorn” and “Escape artist”. If they can
keep that vibe going but bring back some of the gritty aspects from
their debut masterpiece “A celebration of guilt” Arsis should be right
back in the top tier of extreme metal bands.

Want to hear me suck this album’s dick a bit more? Check out my full coverage here.

Major disappointment of 2010.

I know Iron Maiden will get beat down in this category but “The
Final Frontier” just was not what I wanted it to be. It is good and
certainly listenable but I was expecting much, much more. So, file it
under “disappointment” I guess. But “The Final Frontier” is not a shit
album at all. Hell, it almost made my Top 5 because this year sucked so
bad. It is a disappointment because I expected it to be numero uno with no questions asked.

Full coverage of “The Final Frontier” can be found here.

Sahg: III 1. Sahg: III

Revenant (writer):

Picking my best of 2010 turned out to be a no brainer: Sahg’s “III
is it. How do you pronounce Sahg anyway? Is it pronounced “sag”, as in
when I step out of a hot bath my balls sag down to my knees? Fuck if I
know. What I do know is this mix of 70s rock worship crossed with doom
is the finest record of 2010. From the first moment I heard this band,
blood began rushing to my penis. No other album in 2010 made my
underwear seem as tight as this one did. “III
is as majestic as metal gets, cracking riffs, epic choruses… metal
doesn’t get much better than this. A clear winner in my book.

2: Shellfin: Secondhand Family

My favourite Australian album of 2010, “Secondhand Family” seduced
me with its wicked grooves, winding songs and piss funny lyrics. It’s
pretty hard to fault this album, and one that is a must have if your
into stoner music. Another band, like Sahg, that’s not a household
name, but for me to have found both of these bands and enjoyed them both
immensely does show me the internet is useful for more than just porn.

3: Overkill: Ironbound

“Ironbound”: The album that made me look to the rest of the world
like I had Tourette’s Syndrome. Talk about tremendous hooks, how could I
not want to scream out random lines to strangers such as “give
a little confidence” or “I am the dead, you are the heart” or “you and
me” or any of the other dozens of lines that stick like dried semen.
This is a fantastic thrash album, the best of 2010, and one that’s still
high on my listening rotation. For a band that always sat on the
periphery, Overkill has made a pretty good claim to be top of the thrash
scene with this release.

4: Unleashed: As Yggdrasil Trembles

Galloping riffs, epic choruses, insane melody… no it’s not the new
Iron Maiden, but Unleashed’s “As Yggdrasil Trembles”. A fantastic
album, but one I almost didn’t get. I’m not sure who to aim this rant
at (either the retailer or the record label), but why in the fuck was
this album’s retail price $12 higher than every other new release for
2010? Please fucken explain. Yes, I know it’s a great album, but I
almost didn’t buy this (in the end I got it with some vouchers I had
won) because of the price.

Alas, the album is great, I just hope others weren’t put off by the
price, because “As Yggdrasil Trembles” is an excellent viking death
metal album.

5: Forbidden: Omega Wave

With the thrash revival came the rebirth of one of the great thrash
bands of the 80s in Forbidden. Though “Omega Wave” fails to hit the
highs that were Forbidden’s first two albums, it still remains a damn
satisfying album and one of the best in 2010. A great return that
proves that those who were there back in the day do it better. Young
thrash revival bands take note.

Major disappointment of 2010:

It would be so easy for me to nominate Iron Maiden for this, but in a
way “The Final Frontier” was about what I expected. Though I had hoped
playing their 80’s material on tour would bring them back to their
glory days, deep down I knew it wouldn’t happen.

So instead, I nominate Soulfly as my disappointment of 2010. I
expected something better from Max and the boys, “Conquer” was a
definite step in the right direction. But “Omen”… I listened to it
streaming a couple of times, thought nothing of it and never ended up
buying it. It was just such a nothing record.

Close but no vaginal penetration:

Barn Burner: Bangers

Upbeat stoner rock that has more hooks than a tackle box (boom boom…
and probably the oldest hook joke in the book, but still a good ‘un).

Shrapnel: Hellbound

Raw, blackened thrash that when played at full throttle really hits
the spot. When not at full throttle… meh. A+ for attitude, but not
quite there in terms of quality.

DsO-Paracletus 1. Deathspell Omega: Paracletus

Khlysty (staffer)

With this record, DsO finish their trilogy about Satan, God and Man.
Also, they prove beyond any reasonable doubt that they belong to a very
small elite of bands that exist above and beyond any genre restrictions
and/or rules, scathing their own brilliant path through the generally
predictable and compromised body of black metal.

This time around, DsO abandon the sickly chaos of their previous
works, moving towards more structured and progressive song forms, and
making me want to compare them –as far as musical philosophy’s
concerned- with the darkest works of Van der Graaf Generator, Pink Floyd
or King Crimson. “Paracletus” is not only the best record of the year,
but a benchmark album by which every future black metal record shall be

Incredibly deep, unabashedly aggressive, progressive to the point of
pretension, painfully original, “Paracletus” is more than anything else
a kick in the balls of black metal complacency. Fuck tr00, fuck grvmm,
fuck kvlt, this is the dark future of the genre. Look here for more.

2. Twilight: Monument to time end

If it wasn’t for “Paracletus”, this woulda been my best record of
the year. Twilight, a honest-to-goodness super-group, wreaks havoc with
one of the best pieces of reformist black metal EVER. I refer you to my review
for more details, adding only that if one has even a passing interest
in extreme forms of music and doesn’t have this, he clearly misses a
great fucking eye-opener.

3. Ludicra: The tenant

Constant evolution. That’s what stamps the work of Ludicra and with
“The Tenant” the Frisco quintet of extremely talented dudes and dudettes
reach a high point. The music contained here is smart, passionate and,
above all, creative, to the point that one has to ask himself “why in
fuck’s name aren’t these guys selling jillions of records?”. Ludicra’s
“grey metal”, as I’ve already pointed out is one of the best things that’s ever happened to metal and rightly demands admiration and adoration.

4. Nachtmystium: Addicts – black meddle pt. 2

Nachtmystium’s black pop album, “Addicts” is a mightily polarizing
work, as Blake Judd and cohorts almost abandon black metal’s trad forms
and experiment with outside influences, creating a genre-bender of a
record. Some might hate the direction that the band decided to follow,
but not me, as I make clear. This is one hell of a record, any way you wanna tag it.

5. The Ocean: Heliocentric/Anthropocentric

The Ocean continue their trend of creating double concept albums,
this time around dealing with man’s emancipation from religion with the
help of science and humanist philosophy. “Heliocentric”
is a lush album, influenced mainly by post rock and ambient metal,
while “Anthropocentric” is a more aggressive piece of work, but,
together, both albums work as a brilliant whole.

6. Unearthly Trance: V

The fifth record by Unearthly Trance is a scarily intense piece of
doom metal, full of sick riffs, terrifying vocals and hatred-fueled
ugliness. I refer you to my review and I just hope that there’s gonna be more appreciation for this band in the future.

7. Sigh: Scenes from Hell

The craziness continues. Razor-sharp blackened thrash with orchestral arrangements and OTT performances by them Japanese maniacs. “Scenes From Hell”, besides confirming Sigh’s return to form is an ambitious and fun record. Go buy!

8. Hooded Menace: Never cross the dead

Death/doom from Finland that brings all kinds of pain to the
listener. Them crazy-ass Finns continue to pay respects to the “Blind
Dead” movie series and create a thoroughly enjoyable and supa-heavy
record that clearly demands attention. Here you can learn more about the proper way of dealing with such monstrous music.

9. Black Breath: Heavy breathing

Death metal, done the right way. Habayaba’s review tells you anything that you might wanna know about them guys, so read it and off me back, already.

10. Alcest: Écailles de lune

Alcest is one of them bands that are difficult to pigeonhole. Coming
from a black metal background, they continue to throw curveballs to the
listeners by making some of the most beautiful music ever to afflict
metaldom. Euthanatos has a lot to say ‘bout ‘em, so I’ll leave you to him.

Major disappointment of 2009:

Iron Maiden: The final frontier

Admittedly, I have more or less abandoned the Irons since
“Powerslave”. My decision is proven to be the right one, since their
continuing existence is becoming an insult to their glorious past. “The
Final Frontier” received a very lukewarm review by GD, which I think was pretty lenient. Please, guys, stop pissing on your legacy and disband.

Almost made it:

Krieg: The isolationist

Black Boned Angel: The witch must be killed

Encoffination: Ritual ascension beyond flesh

Jack Slater: Extinction aftermath

Killing Joke: Absolute dissent

Nevermore: The obsidian conspiracy 1. Nevermore: The obsidian conspiracy

Altmer (writer)

Ok, so a disclaimer: this list is going to be pretty bad. Wanna know
why? Not too many bands released something I care about in 2010.
Nevermore are one of my all time favourite bands, so it’s no surprise
they are on top this year – but that’s a) only because Porcupine Tree
did not release an album and b) because the competition is close
non-existent. Another disclaimer for this list: you won’t find the most
brutal records on here. I know you didn’t expect that, but there’s some
stuff on here that’s barely even metal as it is. Just goes to show we
need to look beyond our borders sometimes.

I’ve always been a fan of Warrel Dane’s gloomtastic voice. Part of
what I love about Nevermore is how they combine a thrashy sound with a
more moody, melodic undertone. It’s the groove, however, that raises
this album a notch. The super-duper lead guitar pyrotechnics have taken a
slight bit of a back seat, and allowed some more room for good riffing,
which was taken full advantage of. Loomis and Dane are a golden duo and
I have yet to dislike anything these fuckos have ever released.
Nevermore are easily one of the top bands around today and it’s a fucken
shame they aren’t bigger than they are. Fantastic band.

There are some genuine hits on this album such as “Without morals”
and “Moonrise”, but pretty much all the material on this album is solid
gold. The songs are all top of the line, catchy, awesome, powerful,
thunking, and well written. This is, quite clearly, the album I enjoyed
most this year and a deserved gold medalist for 2010.

2. Anathema: We’re here because we’re here

This is barely metal. I really don’t care fucken donkey dicks
though. This originally was my number one, but the last three songs are a
bit weaker, so it couldn’t get number one spot. Anathema are probably
my second favourite band of all time though (the first being Pink Floyd,
naturally), so any of their records is bound to make it on here
anyways. However, this atmospheric rock record is so good I need to
include it here. It was a soundtrack to my spring and summer. I fucken
love this record and this criminally underrated band should get top 40
accolades for the unabashed Sigur Ros worship in “Dreaming Light”.
Lovely, lovely stuff.

3. Pendulum: Immersion

This is drum and bass, I know that. However, I had to include this
album because a) there wasn’t that much good that was released in 2010
and b) this album features collaborations with In Flames, The Prodigy
and Steven Wilson (of…Porcupine Tree and many other bands’ fame). This
is so stonking, so good, so strong, so rhythmic, so melodically pulsing,
and so rocking. It’s like drum and bass in a rock format. I love it to
death. Electronics don’t get better than this. In fact I would take this
over many, many metal albums released this year, or in fact, any year.

4. Orphaned Land: The never ending way of ORWarriOR

This grew on me immensely, and seeing them live changed everything. A
unique Israeli outfit, their Opeth-meets-middle East kind of sound is
really enticing to me. Jews, Muslims, Christians and atheists unite!
It’s intellectual metal for everyone. And let’s face it, Steven Wilson
produced it. That means it has my seal of approval by definition. But
here’s the thing: they don’t really sound like anything I’ve ever heard.
And that’s the biggest compliment in an age full of bands that are
clones of one of the progenitors of a certain style.

5. Apocalyptica: 7th symphony

There are cellos playing metal. Now that’s cool. Cool as fuck. This
album has Joe of Gojira on it too as a guest vocalist, which makes it
even more awesome. Basically, this album is what you get if you play a
good metal album through cellos instead of guitars and bass. So it’s
excellent, it’s original, and it’s got amazing songwriting for the most
part (some of the songs with vocals are crap, sadly). This is a winner
of an album. This is a winner of a band.

Disappointment of the year:

Kamelot: Poetry for the poisoned

“The Black Halo” set the bar incredibly high. This album sets the
bar incredibly low. You can tell the band are tired and burnt out. This
album is nowhere near their high peak. What an absolute atrocity for a
band that, with “The black halo” made one of my top whatever albums of
all time. This is so crap I didn’t even bother with listening to it more
than a few times. Holy shit this is some motherfucking dull music.

Close but not quite there:

There were many albums that could fit this bill. In fact, pretty
much all of them down here are interchangeable with the last two on my
top 5 list – that’s a testament to how weak 2010 was for releases. If
you’re wondering why stuff like Agalloch isn’t on this list – it’s
because I didn’t listen to it before the deadline.

Eluveitie: Everything remains as it never was

Enslaved: Axioma Ethica Odini

The Birthday Massacre: Pins and needles

Dark Tranquillity: We are the void

The Ocean: Heliocentric/Anthropocentric 1. The Ocean: Heliocentric/Anthropocentric

Love Lagerkvist (writer):

The first time I heard about The Ocean was when Metal Blade posted
one of frontman Stapp’s song breakdowns from Heliocentric. I hated it.
Not that I know why, but it all seemed like something for pretentious
asshats. Then I read Khlysty’s review,
gave the album a change and got my mind blown away. The music was
intelligent, emotinal, incredibly dynamic and, most of all, amazing. So
when it’s other, harsher, half Anthropocentric came out this fall it was
decided; The Ocean had created not only this years but one of all times
finest albums. Flawless fucken victory.

2: Triptykon: Eparistera diamones

When Celtic Frost broke up for the second time, so did my left
testicle. Hot of the glorious “Monotheist”, Tom and pals seemed to be
unstoppable. There where even some rumors of them already working on a
new album. In hindsight however, the hateful tension between Tommy and
his ex-bandmates probably helped him in pushing his music into even
darker territory. On “Eparistera diamones” the blacks are blacker, dooms
are doomier, goths gothier and just overall awesomeier. Don’t listen to
Altmer, for he is wrong.

3: Kvelertak: S/T

I spent this last summer doing two things: Complaining over how
fucken hot it was outside and rocking out to Norwegian Kvelertaks debut
masterpiece. I can remember some dude calling this the metal equivalent
of a light beach record, a description that’s pretty spot on – if you
visit beaches with mosh pits, that is. This unique blend of (hold on
tight) sann norsk svartmetall, punk, folk inspired riffs, Jimi Hendrix
soloing and some pure rock ‘n’ roll not only get you rolling in those
hot mornings, but it’s also genuinely fun and uplifting to listen to.
Heck, even Dave dicksmudging Grohl likes this shit, so any argument against it is invalid.

4: Agalloch: Marrow of the spirit

Being the polar opposite of Kvelartaks summery madness, these
American magicians latest disc is for those long forest walks deep into
the winter. Agalloch are certainly not re-inventing the wheel “ Marrow
of the spirit”, but instead focuses on perfecting it to a degree that’s
flatout silly. Every track here could in some ways be considered the
best they’ve ever done – “Into the Painted Grey” is for example the best
“black metal” song the band’s ever put out while “Black Lake Nidstång”
is just unbelievably depressing – and as an album it all just gets even

5: Les Discrets: Septembre et ses dernieres pensees

First things first, Les Discrets are not weird french black metal,
as at least one of you probably assumed. In fact it’s not metal at all,
but a incredibly french post-rock/shoegaze kind of affair. Think the
acoustic parts of Agalloch or Alcest (a band that Les Discrets fronman
dudedude has strong ties to), but with some amazing – and 100% french –
dreamy male and female clean vocals that simply flow and blend together
with the music rather than try to overtake it. The soundscapes here are
bleak yet beautiful with it’s shimmering guitars and mystical melodies,
making it the perfect soundtrack for one of those gray days where you
just want to dream yourself away to a magical land where capitalism and
wars are nothing but a faint memory.

Major disappointment of 2010

1349: Demonoir

Just to clarify, I don’t really dislike Demonoir. While it’s
certainly not as close the bands magnum opus (fuck you) “Revelations of
the black flame”, it got this spot because it was the only album I
actually had expectations for that where not met. Really, it’s just as
simple as that.

Close, but stuck in the löpe:

Atheist: Jupiter

Enslaved: Axioma ethica odini

Deathspell Omega: Paracletus

Twillight: Monument to time end

Ghost: Opus eponymous 1. Ghost: Opus eponymous

CadenZ (writer):

Occult atmosphere. Satan. Catchy grooves. Satan. Satanic lyrics. Satan. And a few more Satans to boot. This genial mix of NWOBHM,
psychedelic rock and satanic imagery is beyond awesome. With
song-writing skills to die for, Ghost are the new rulers of the metal

Additional coverage here.

2: Watain: Lawless darkness

A few inches behind Ghost, Watain still managed to create one of the
best albums of the decade. Seldom have the black shades of existence,
such as darkness, death and destruction, been portrayed in such a superb
way. Haunting melancholy, bestial savagery and total conviction lift
Watain head and shoulders above the rest in the black metal scene.

Additional coverage here.

3: Dark Fortress: Ylem

Sporting one of the greatest productions in black metal history,
“Ylem” delivers the best album a German outfit has created, ever.
Grandiose and potent songs fill you with black energy, while the ominous
atmosphere makes you spin it again and again and again…

Additional coverage here.

4: Stam1na: Viimeinen Atlantis

Finland’s finest have done it again. A modern apocalypse tale takes
you on a wild journey through intense thrashing, groovy breakdowns and
well-penned lyrics.

Additional coverage here.

5. Ihsahn: After

“After” is without a doubt the best stuff master Tveitan has created
since the monumental “IX Equilibrium”, and it’s a pleasure hearing the
wizard return to form. On this, his third solo record, he’s found the
perfect balance between proggy innovativism, catchy hooks and intense
delivery. If Emperor is coming back no more, I’ll happily accept more
solo efforts of this high a quality standard.

Major disappointment of 2010.

Therion: Sitra Ahra.

Any moderately talented monkey could have squeezed better songs out
of his or her rectum, any day. If this is the best you can come up with,
Christofer, it’s time to close shop.

Close but no facial:

Anathema: We’re here because we’re here

Darkthrone: Circle the wagons

Grand Magus: Hammer of the north

Pain of Salvation: Road salt – Part one

Darkthrone: Circle the wagons 1. Darkthrone: Circle the wagons

Sly (writer):

1: Darkthrone: Circle the wagons

Norway’s black metal tag team duo have done it again. Mix one third
Norwegian black metal, one third obscure 80’s heavy metal, one third
eighties old school crusty punk, and voila! You’ve got one of 2010’s
most enjoyable releases. The playing is stripped down to a minimum;
Nocturno Culto and Fenriz trade off vocals (even gracing us with a
duet). The production is dirty and the riffs are catchy as hell. Who
knows how long Darkthrone’s current incarnation will last, but as long
as they keep their albums on par with “Circle the wagons”, all should be
just swell.

2: Immolation: Majesty and decay

Decisively forever in a league of their own, Immolation continue to
hone their own delicious brand of death metal. The riffs still have that
elasticity and cyclical quality that no other death metal band has. Add
Ross Dolan’s astute anti-christian lyrics and unique voice, coupled
with Steve Shalaty’s thunderous drumming, and you have one of the
darkest releases of the year. Many bands try to be evil but end up
looking rather foolish and meek. Immolation is truly majestically

3: Electric Wizard: Black masses

“Black masses” is the perfect companion piece to “Witchcult today”.
In fact they’re practically the same, only this one may be slightly more
upbeat. Electric Wizard have finally found their stride again. This is
the modern soundtrack to those grainy obscure 70’s b-movies about
satanic cults, dope fiends, bikers with ritual sacrifices, and topless
foxy women. A heavy-as-shit doom band that actually creates a
mysteriously taunting ambiance.

4: Vektor: Black future

Most modern thrash bands are a self-content rehashed pastiche of the
glorious 80’s scene. Not Vektor. Here’s a band that is really writing
their personal modern day thrash book. Of course they have their
influences, but they also have their own sound. Disanto’s
outlandish raptor rasp and the band’s creative, intelligent use of
musical abilities work together to produce a dark, phantasmagoric,
mechanical aura. Bay Area thwash this ain’t! Though released in the U.S.
at the end of 2009, “Black future” didn’t hit French shelves till 2010.
So bite me.

5: White Wizzard: Over the top

This is true heavy metal: cheesy misspelled name; awesomely goofy
cover depicting said name; a vocalist called Wyatt “Screaming Demon”
Anderson; a song named “Iron goddess of vengeance”. Is this a dream?
Regardless whether this is for real or not, the songs are some of the
most memorable I have heard in long time. And that’s what heavy metal is
about. White Wizzard has delivered to us perfectly executed vocals,
playing, and songwriting. And all of it is certainly over the top!

Major disappointment of 2010

Scorpions: Sting on the tail

Granted I wasn’t expecting much from Scorpions’ supposedly
last release; I innocently thought maybe they still had a little bit of
magic left in them. But to go out on such a putrid pile of unlistenable
diarrhea is definitely a feat… of shit. Checkout my full review for a more detailed account.

Close but no banana:

DeathSpell Omega: Paracletus

Titan: Sweet dreams

Decrepit Birth: Polarity

Armour: Armour

Defeated Sanity: Chapters of repugnance 1. Defeated Sanity: Chapters of repugnance

The Duff (writer):

Sweet, beautiful slamz, tech death, brutal, dark and German.
Frenzied enough to still have me guessing some half-year on down the
line, I’m hoping this is the band finding their mark only to better a
style that needs an heir to the throne since Disgorge’s departure. If
their follow-up is of this caliber, I’ll have a brutal death metal band
in my list of favourite artists – crazy how life goes.

2: Deathspell Omega: Paracletus

I was expecting this to win hands down upon its announcement, but
unfortunately I’m a touch disappointed by the follow-up to the glorious
“Fas”; it’s like the entire middle-section deflates the power of the
beginning and end, but as a farewell to the trilogy that inspired their
veneration in the eyes of many metal heads, “Paracletus” is a success. I
still can’t help but feel somewhat sorry for this final installment’s
not achieving the top-spot, probably due to the downbeat nature
prevailing over the once fearsome chaos of previous offerings – it’s
almost as if the band regrets having descended into such Satanic
depravity, a feeling of loss at its most apparent.

3: Intronaut: Valley of smoke

Not quite the Isis-worship I was hoping for going from sample track
“Elegy”, but then to fault them for such would be denying their
creativity and individuality in a sub-genre screaming for that little
extra something. A fantastic post-rock/jazz album with just enough
heavy, the flow is slightly disjointed but more influences to the table
become all the more endearing, risks taken providing dividends with

4: Enslaved: Axioma Ethica Odini

I “Pssshhed” many reviews stating this to be the band’s masterpiece,
but in time I grew to agree in many ways; leveling and at times
bettering classic efforts “Isa” and “Ruun”, the band has once more
proven that they are beyond comparison.

5: Nightbringer: Apocalypse sun

Fifth place was a tough choice, being that I’ve found the four
aforementioned albums excellent and Nightbringer being the first in many
good albums of 2010. Well, any number of efforts could belong here, but
I sided with this slick, evil black metal band hailing from the United

Major disappointment of 2010

Hour of Penance: Paradogma

My album of the year of 2008 was “The Vile Misconception”,
“Paradogma” two years on the opposite to what I’d come to anticipate;
lazy death metal with an outstanding drummer and vocalist, the former of
which has now departed, makes the follow-up to a stellar peak of the
sub-genre formulaic, quite stale and very disappointing.


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