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Pussy Sisster: Pussy sisster

26/08/10  ||  sly

One day, the amount of heinous shit sent to GD’s star-crossed staffers may cause every last one of us to leap desperately from the nearest skyscraper. But until that fateful day, we remain here, loyally gargling aural ballsack.

Today, I have been reminded once again of God’s obvious hatred for my soul via the task of reviewing Pussy Sisster’s third and self-titled album. And oh, what fun.

Desperately attempting the style of American sleaze metal, My Sister’s Pussy has been compared to the likes of Cinderella, Poison, and Mötley Crüe. And let me tell you: not so. If you’re looking to re-live the glory days, this ain’t it.

However, if you’re looking for a band that sounds like Good Charlotte’s glam album, buy ten of them; you’re gonna love it.

But seriously, the music is enough to make a guy want to tear off his own testicles and stuff them in his ears. The riffs sound like they were written by a 3-year-old chimp. There isn’t a grain of originality. Or talent. Or awesomeness.

At this point, the only way it could possibly be salvaged would be some fucking incredible vocal work. But surprise!!! The vocals are the worst part of the thing! Hint: Just because you are not a mute does not mean you are a singer. Alex Sex sports the most hideously nasal vocals I’ve heard since “The Nanny”.

TRULY AWFUL.

Now hang on, guys, it’s not all amazingly rocking sleaze metal. Wussy Sisster has been sure to throw in some nice power ballads as well. Aren’t we lucky? My personal favourite is when he pathetically screeches, “I’m dying in your arms tonight, it feels like suicide” four dozen times (I’m not even sure if there are other lyrics). I’m sure his girlfriend also appreciated the song.

Quick Fun Fact of the Day: Typing “pussy sisster” in google images whilst searching for the album cover came up with loads of incest porn. So that was cool…

By now, you must be feverishly curious to know what they look like. That’s quite simple. If Bret Michaels morphed with Billie Joe Armstrong. And then became gay.

If this seems harsh, then let me say this: I have no problem blasting Ratt or Kiss for my boring neighbours to hear, but when I put this shit on, I actually turned the volume down and closed my windows for sheer embarrassment. Give me a record to be proud of, and I’ll be nice to your stupid band.

Pussy Sisster: Green Day cover band goes glam/sleaze with Fran Drescher on vocals. Decent bar band at best.

2,5

  • Information
  • Released: 2010
  • Label: Black Bards Entertainment
  • Website: Pussy Sisster MySpace
  • Band
  • Alex Sex: vocals
  • Marc O.: guitar
  • Ray Crewl: guitar
  • Mr. Coma: bass
  • Vital Roxx: drums
  • Chris Nad: manager, leader
  • Tracklist
  • 01. Wussy Sisster
  • 02. Pussy Blisster
  • 03. My Sister’s Pussy
  • 04. Is All I Can Get
  • 05. Pussy Wisher
  • 06. Cock Swisher
  • 07. Anal Kisser
  • 08. Vulva Twister
  • 09. These Guys Suck
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