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Habakuk’s Top 5 Most Metal songs from old school video games

Habakuk’s Top 5 Most Metal songs from old school video games

24/02/12  ||  Habakuk

Introduction

I fucken love old videogame soundtracks. Some of games I fondly
remember, some of games I’ve never even played. And while these games
oftentimes just suck from today’s point of view (never meet your
childhood heroes…), I mostly don’t get that feeling with the audio
parts. There sometimes is so much songwriting skill in these
compositions, I have no problem with the limited delivery at all. And as
you might have gathered from the title, there are quite a lot of game
soundtracks that clearly had heavy metal as a reference point, which of
course makes them all the more awesome. In this short, perfectly
subjective (and therefore correct!) list, I assembled some of my
favorites. Hit me up on the forums
if you disagree, but don’t forget to bring your Powerglove. I promise I
will care. Enough chatter now – metal and videogames, the unholy
alliance that completely alienated parents across the globe… REUNITE!


The stage is set, the green flag drops!!! 5. Rock ‘n’ Roll Racing – Various bands: Everything

Released: 1993

Back when Blizzard was still called “Silicon & Synapse”, they
already knew what was good for us: Chasing armed futuristic monster
trucks through confined race tracks against opponents that go by
“American Gladiators”-like names like RIP!, SHRED! or VIPER!, and of course Amon Amarth’s forefather OLAF!!.
In a moment of stunning brilliance, they computerized classic, pumping
rock tunes for the soundtrack, with the sometimes questionable vocal
tracks replaced by – a squealing lead guitar emulation. Fuck yes!! God
knows how long I’ve played this shit against my brother and my friends.
Sure, sure, these are all cover songs, and that’s why this is only #5 in
my list. Judged only on awesomeness, this soundtrack would be DOMINATING THE RACE!!


I'm gonna break you, Megaman 4. Megaman II – Takashi Tateishi: Dr. Wily’s Castle

Released: 1988

I have to admit I never played any Sega console games, but that
doesn’t really matter as I can enjoy this track without the game just as
well. It shows that with enough triplets, you can be a doodling 8-bit
computer and still be engaging as hell. The charming thing about these
tunes is how much they get out of the confined limitations of their
medium, and were almost able to make a game back in the days. Today, you
hop on YouTube and just relive the olden days, but back then you just
had to sit there and let the Dr. Wily level play. I’m actually glad I
discovered this track years too late… I hate jump & runs, and to be
able to afford a Sega – what’s it called? It was “MegaDrive” in Germany…
– console and reach that level would probably have taken me about as
long as the Internet and Youtube took to surface. Sure, this song’s no
Iron Maiden, but then again you don’t want the Charge Of The Light Brigade marauding through your living room, either.


What a horrible night to have a curse 3. Castlevania II – Kenichi Matsubara: Bloody Tears

Released: 1991

Do I need to tell you that this game had a brilliant soundtrack? I mean, there is a huge fucken Wikipedia article on the OST
alone. Yeah sure, your pet turtle might also have one. Now, if you
don’t want to take Wikipedia inclusion as a sign of quality, please
witness how “Bloody tears” in the greatness of its lead melody stands
testimony to this soundtrack’s brilliance. Here’s another proof: There
is no, absolutely no other reason why I would possibly advertise a retardedly smiling metal nerd playing guitar
without receiving any financial compensation. Except for undeniable
awesomeness. There is so much feeling, catchiness and pure metal in
those 8 bits it’s nothing but staggering.


LASER MACHINE GUN ROCKET BLAST insert coin 2. Raiden Series – Akiro Sato: Gallantry

Released: 1990

What’s more metal than flying upwards and killing ugly robots in a
jet plane 24/7? (I can’t believe that concept survived long enough to
make it onto PlayStation…) Well, doing so to a combination of epic
melodies and galopping rhythms as best seen in 80s heavy metal, yet
funneled into a brilliantly composed chiptune soundtrack together with
double bass simulation and lead guitars. What’s wrong with feeling a
little bad-ass when you’re saving the world from the Cranassians? I’d go
with nothing. Put on a bulky helmet, stock up on Mountain Dew and close the shutters. Live to fly, Fly to live, kill Kill KILL!!!


Attack me if you dare I will crush you 1. Super Street Fighter II – Hiroaki Yoshida: Ken’s Stage

Released: 1993

This is, to me, the epitome of convergence between 80’s “heavy
metal” and gaming. Guile’s theme might go with everything, but Ken’s
theme, in its blatant rip-off of Cheap Trick’s Mighty Wings (Top Gun), takes the crown. Those first notes (DAAAA-dadadad
Da-da-da!) yell bad-ass in your ear and together with the everpresent
“Sho-Ryu-Ken!” get the cheese sauce flowing just right. You simply have
to love the mass of intertextualities within 80s popculture brought to
life in this game: Good bad movies, good bad music and good bad
videogames. Street Fighter cited everything and brought it all together
in one big, ridiculous tournament. To this day it’s my one and only
favorite fighting series due to its complete over-the-topness, which I
doubt was intentional. Fuck the more “brutal” games (Mortal Kombat),
fuck the wannabe “cool” games (Tekken), give me more international
Kitsch. The soundtrack fits perfectly into that picture and in it, Ken
Masters is the undisputed metal master.

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